if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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