High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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