FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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