ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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