He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The struggles of a small town man whore
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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