Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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