Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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