i think i just puked on my phone
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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