Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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