I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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