hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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