Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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