i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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