what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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