Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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