so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
bring money and cleavage
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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