the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
