And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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