Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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