i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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