no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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