covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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