got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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