If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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