I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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