Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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