Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
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i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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