I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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