who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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