She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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