i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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