So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We're too hungover to prance.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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