I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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