that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
nutella sex= disaster
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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