Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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