Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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