it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I intend to get homeless drunk
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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