So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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