I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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