I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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