Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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