I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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