so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
