Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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