Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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