When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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