I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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