put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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