It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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