My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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