thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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