walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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