i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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