what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
tell me about the eggs
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