: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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